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Last Updated: Sep 22nd, 2010 - 00:18:05 |
Satire
Study concludes Americans are the stupidest people on the planet
By Carmen Yarrusso
Every country on earth has its stupid people.
But a recent Rand study examining 160 countries concludes America now has the
highest percentage of stupid people in all 10 internationally
recognized categories of stupidity. This is unprecedented.
Sep 22, 2010, 00:11
Satire
Obama changes middle name to convince Jews he is not Muslim
By Frank Scott
After publicly stating that he feared his middle
name was causing many Jews to be suspicious of him as being a Muslim, the
president has changed it from Hussein to Schmulka.
Jul 21, 2010, 00:12
Satire
Finally, the true communist death toll revealed
By Frank Scott
There has long been speculation among scholars ,
academics, researchers , fortune tellers and other fascists as to the actual
death toll inflicted on the slaves of communist regimes. Figures range from
Stalin�s murder of 20 million to Mao�s murder of 60 million to a total of more
than 90 or 100 million killed, collectively, by the deranged collectivists who
attempted to organize society on the basis of human needs rather than private
profits.
Jun 22, 2010, 00:18
Satire
Obama trying to make rape look like seduction
By Peter Chamberlin
Thanks to Bush, Cheney and Condi Rice, the
complex plan for world domination, which has been produced over several
generations by the earth�s most advanced minds, teeters over the chasm of total
defeat. Obama�s mission is to keep us out of the chasm, while ramming through
the central elements of the plan.
May 21, 2010, 00:14
Satire
Why the U.S. and Israel are such good friends
By Carmen Yarrusso
Many Americans wonder why we continue to give
Israel 3 billion of our hard-earned tax dollars every year instead of spending
those billions on our own needy. Many Americans wonder why we give Israel
billions more in bunker-busting bombs, Apache attack helicopters armed with TOW
missiles, and other such advanced weapons. Many Americans wonder why we always
thwart UN resolutions against Israel�s actions even when those actions unambiguously
violate international law. In short, many Americans wonder why the U.S. and
Israel are such inseparably good friends.
May 21, 2010, 00:12
Satire
Pelosi finally explains why single-payer is �off the table� (press conference)
By Carmen Yarrusso
As Speaker of the House, I�m here to explain why
keeping single-payer off the table is in the best interests of the American
sheeple.
Jan 29, 2010, 00:14
Satire
Top CEO defends America�s health insurance industry (press conference)
By Carmen Yarrusso
Good morning. I�ll open with a brief comment and
then take questions . . .
Jan 13, 2010, 00:16
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