There has long been speculation among scholars , academics,
researchers , fortune tellers and other fascists as to the actual death toll
inflicted on the slaves of communist regimes. Figures range from Stalin�s
murder of 20 million to Mao�s murder of 60 million to a total of more than 90
or 100 million killed, collectively, by the deranged collectivists who
attempted to organize society on the basis of human needs rather than private
profits.
After extensive search through archives of the Soviets, the
Chinese, the John Birch Society and the Three Stooges, Legalienate has been
able to arrive at a figure which will stand up to the most rigorous academic
study.
The evil communist monsters actually murdered four and a
half billion people, wiping out the entire population of earth except for the
evil ones themselves. They then imported alien life forms from other parts of
the universe and, diabolically, using depraved science learned from Dr. Mengele
and Dr. Kevorkian, shaped and cloned them into creatures replacing all of those
they had murdered. And thus we have the United Nations, the USA, Israel, the
Tooth Fairy, Brittany Spears, Fox TV, Black Helicopters, White People and other
everyday phenomena.
The research department at the Garlic News Bureau of
Legalienate wishes to thank the members of the American Security Society Home
Of Lost Engrams for their help with this study and hopes its results will offer
a clearer view of our history, our science and our navels.
Copyright � 2010
Frank Scott. All rights reserved.
Frank Scott writes political commentary which
appears in print in the Coastal Post and The Independent Monitor and online at
the blog Legalienate.
