While in Britain, France, USA and Argentina the Mossad enjoys
the support of thousands of local Sayanim,
Jews who are happy to betray their neighbours for their beloved Jewish state,
when operating in Arab countries the Mossad has to schlep its very many
assassins and their assistants using different fraudulent methods.
Yet one may wonder why does it takes 26 Mossad agents to
carry out a single murder of an unarmed Palestinian freedom fighter with
a pillow. I will try to throw some light on the puzzling question.
The Mossad is not just an ordinary intelligence agency run
by boring gentiles. It is actually run by Chosen people and it is there to
serve the interests of the Jewish state and the Jewish national project. In
recent days we learned that more than two dozen Mossad agents have been
identified so far by the Dubai police. One would expect that with such a varied
and extended collective of Jewish murderers operating in a hostile Arab country
at least one combatant Rabbi is needed just to keep the Kosher regulations,
maintaining an open line with God and sustaining a revengeful Jewish spirit.
As much as food in Dubai is known to be amazingly delicious,
not many kosher delicatessens are currently operating downtown. Hence, we also need
a Jewishly trained expert that would purchase the fish for the gefilte
and the chicken for the soup. We would need at least one chef who knows how to
transform chicken and water into Jewish Power (chicken soup). You have to
remember that from a Jewish perspective, food is of the essence. Unlike animals
who kill only when they need to eat or are detecting an imminent danger, the
Israeli kills for �ulterior motives� (democracy, pluralism, war �against terror,�
etc.) and then prefers to do it when his/her belly is full.
Between the culinary concerns and the Kosher diet
regulations we already allocated three members of the team. Still 23 potential
assassins are more than enough for just one single kill.
But there are more facts to take into account. Bearing in
mind the recent revelations about some Mossad members� mental
instability, it is more than likely that a psychiatrist, a Freudian
analyst, a psychiatric paramedic and a nurse were needed to assist the Jewish
lethal heroes �before and after.� This indeed brings our team to just 19
As we learn from the press, six of the Mossad agents were
women. This would mean that we need some beauty experts. A hairdresser who
specialises in �curly
situations.� We would also need a Jewish cosmetic consultant, and one who knows
about manicure and pedicure. One who can transform the Jewish female nail into
a Zionist lethal sword (just in case a technical pillow failure occurs). We also
need a wig specialist, one who knows how to transform a boy from Tel Aviv into
a lad from Essex. The �four beauty specialists� reduce our team of assassins to
But we are not finished yet, as we learn from the press. Our
Mossad killers were rather enthusiastic about tennis. Clearly they wouldn�t
trust an Arab or Jihady referee, they must have brought their own. They
probably needed a Kosher Israeli tennis referee and a few athletic settlers who
run after their balls. Let�s us assume that we need two-three ball runners and
one referee, this would bring our potential assassin team to just 14.
According to The
Times, the Holocaust plays a major role in Mossad�s philosophy. �We should
be strong, use our brain, and defend ourselves so that the Holocaust will never
be repeated,� says Meir Dagan, the Mossad �s current chief. As it happens, the
Mossad is killing in the name of the Jewish past. It is more than likely that
the Mossad schleped to Dubai some of its best Holocaust priests, those
who remind the spies why should they execute and why they should depart from
the human family. Considering the six-figure narrative, it would be reasonable
to assume that the Mossad sent to Dubai at least six Holocaust mentors: one for
However, as we know, the Nazi Holocaust is just one event
among countless other Judeocides. �Never to Forgive, Never to Forget� is
apparently the prospect of Jewish future. Altogether we can count ine or 10
Jewish Judeocide priests to include the 19th century East European Pogroms, the
and so on. This would bring down our list of potential hit men to just five.
Yet as much as nationalist Jews and their spiritual leaders vow
�never to forget� and always to forget� and always to remember, there are some things
they really insist to overlook, push aside or dismiss. For instance, they seem
to fail to grasp the real meaning of the United Nations Fact Finding Mission on
the Gaza Conflict known as the Goldstone
report. They insist to dismiss Shlomo
Sand�s reading of their history as a bundle of invented phantasmic tales on
the verge of total
fallacy. They insist to turn a blind eye to the fact that AIPAC, AJC,
and CFI dispatches are all lobbying for racist expansionist ideology (Zionism)
in our midst. With British Foreign Secretary David Miliband being listed as an
Hasbara (propaganda) Author� and Zionists preaching for interventionist
wars in the media, with Bernie Madoff teaching us about Ponzi and Alan
Greenspan who brought on us the biggest financial meltdown ever. We need
some Jewish specialists who can indoctrinate Mossad agents into total blindness
and complete amnesia. I would guess that with Wolfowitz, Miliband, Goldstone,
Abe Foxman, Greenspan, Madoff, Olmert, Livni, Sharon, Peres and too many more,
we may need just more than five experts to convince the Mossad�s hit-squad that
the Jewish cause is truly kosher.
As we can see, we already counted 26 necessary assistants to
murder without even mentioning a single Mossad pillow operator. As we see, it
takes far more than just 26 Mossad agents to murder an unarmed Palestinian. I guess
that in the coming days the Dubai police will bring up many more photos of
Israelis in wigs.
I must admit that with Israel around, life is always full of
surprises. What are we going to do when it is gone?
Gilad Atzmon is an Israeli jazz
musician, author and political activist.