Muslims just can�t seem to take a joke. Or at least that�s
what some would have you believe.
Like the contrived
Danish cartoon controversy, the much-hyped Times Square car bomb incident
provided an ideal opportunity for those who seek to make Islam look bad in the
eyes of the world.
Before the arrest of Faisal �The
Fizzler� Shahzad tied this latest
botched terror plot to the Pakistani Taliban, some initial news reports
suggested that it might have been the work of an Islamist group with a poor
sense of humor -- and an even poorer sense of direction. The fact that the
fertilizer-laden SUV was parked �about one block from� Viacom headquarters led
the Washington Post�s pro-Israel staff writers Jerry
Markon and Anne Kornblut to speculate
that it may have been retribution for a satire on the Prophet Mohammed shown on
one of Viacom�s TV networks.
After Comedy Central aired an episode of the
satirical cartoon South Park in April that depicted the prophet in a
bear costume, its creators received veiled death threats from a New York-based
group called Revolution Muslim. The threats were issued on the group�s Web site
by Zachary Adam Chesser, who now goes by the name Abu Talhah al-Amrikee.
Within days of the posting on the obscure Web site, Joshua
Rhett Miller of FoxNews.com did a story
on it, in which he interviewed Chesser. �They�re going to be basically on a
list in the back of the minds of a large number of Muslims,� the recent convert
told Fox. �It�s just the reality.�
A few days later, Miller did a profile
of Chesser, in which he described the 20-year-old as �the boy next door�
with a �dark side.� Quoting an anonymous high school classmate, Miller informed
Fox readers that Chesser -- prior to his career as a humorless fundamentalist
Muslim -- was a �loner . . . who frequently drew pictures of Satanic figures in
his notebooks.�
The hype over South Park was not the first time,
however, that Rupert
Murdoch�s stridently pro-Israel media had publicized Revolution Muslim�s
provocations.
On March 26, 2008, FoxNews.com trumpeted the
group�s puerile puppet show mocking the 2002 beheading of a Jewish American
journalist in Pakistan. �I could care less about Daniel Pearl,� group founder
Yousef al-Khattab said in an interview with Fox. �I�m happy to see that he�s
gone.�
In an Oct. 13, 2009, piece, Joshua Rhett Miller drew
attention to a post by al-Khattab which asked Allah to murder the Jews and
urged Muslims to �throw liquid drain cleaner in their faces.� In yet another
interview with Miller, al-Khattab claimed that these outlandish statements
reflected the �prayer of every true Muslim.�
On Nov. 8, 2009, Fox reported
on Revolution Muslim�s tribute to Maj. Nidal Malik Hasan, the U.S. Army psychiatrist
charged with the murder of 13 people at Fort Hood, Texas. This time it was
another one of Murdoch�s newspapers, the New York Post, which interviewed
al-Khattab after he wrote, �An officer and a gentleman was injured while
partaking in a pre-emptive attack. Get well soon Major Nidal. We love you.�
In one of his articles, Joshua Rhett Miller mentioned,
almost in passing, that the provocative al-Khattab is �an American-born Jew
formerly known as Joseph Cohen who converted to Islam after attending an
Orthodox rabbinical school.� An insignificant detail?
The implausible story of Cohen�s implausible conversion was
first told, it seems, in a most interesting venue: Israel�s leading right-wing
English newspaper. Cohen, who moved with his wife and family from Brooklyn to
Israel in 1998, was one of three people interviewed for a Nov. 25, 2005, Jerusalem
Post feature
on the spread of Islam among Israeli immigrants titled, perhaps ironically,
�True Believers.�
While living in Netivot -- the only town in Israel without a
public high school due to the extreme influence there of the
ultra-Orthodox Haredim -- Cohen said he became disillusioned with Israeli
secularism. �At that time I met this person on the Internet, a sheikh from UAE
[United Arab Emirates], whom I met later on, and we started chatting and
talking on the �net,� Cohen told the Jerusalem Post. After two years of �theological dialogue� in a Jewish chatroom
with the persuasive sheikh, Cohen was transformed from being a supporter of
Shas -- the ultra-racist
political party of Mizrahi Haredi Jews -- to a �sudden admirer of al-Qaeda and
Hamas.�
Seemingly unable to interest �weak� Palestinian Muslims in
his newly acquired brand of �pure� Islam, Cohen returned to New York to launch
his online jihad for �the creation of an Islamic caliphate which will rule the
world.�
Having not so long ago believed that Jews had a God-given
right to Palestine, Cohen is now saying that Muslims should rule the world. The
zeal of the converted? Perhaps.
But it also conveniently confirms the Islamophobic
propaganda of the likes of Daniel Pipes who try to scare Americans into
fighting Israel�s
wars with dire warnings that the Muslims are coming.
Maidhc
� Cathail is a widely published writer based in Japan.