David Letterman mocked predictions the world will end Saturday with a special apocalypse-themed Top 10 list on "Late Show" in New York.
Letterman read his suggestions of "Ways to Make the Apocalypse More Fun" on Wednesday's edition of his CBS show.
It went as follows --
10. Hosted by Neil Patrick Harris
9. Crazy hats like at the royal wedding.
8. All-you-can-eat baby back ribs with Chili's Aporkalypse special.
7. Instead of four horsemen, three horsemen and a monkey riding a dog.
6. Telecast of the 'Real Housewives' being vaporized.
5. Live Tweet it.
4. Hilarious slide whistle sound effect when the righteous ascend to heaven.
3. Raffle drawing for a Broyhill dinette set.
2. People's panicked pleas for mercy are critiqued by Piers Morgan, Sharon Osbourne and Howie Mandel.
1. More fun? What's more fun than the apocalypse?