I remember my first encounter with a Believer. I was much
younger then, and inexperience rendered me unequal to the occasion. It is only
of late, thorough the avenue of years, that I have managed to see the event in
its true proportions.
I was teaching English at Notre Dame College, and, after
classes, several of us were gathered together in the office, chatting and
sipping strong tea. Ms. N. M. came into the room and we recklessly included her
in our conversation. We, the locals, were unanimous in our conviction that what
we needed was military rule. N.M., an American, shook her head disapprovingly,
seemed to withdraw into some recess of her intellect, and out of the profound
depths of her wisdom pronounced, oracular-like, slowly, seemingly reluctantly,
�No . . . no . . . I don�t think that�s the solution.� Her sharp, pointy nose
drove the point home -- her entire body seemed to participate in the rejection
of our suggestion.
In retrospect, what strikes me today is not what she said,
but what she left unsaid. She didn�t call me �boy,� as in �Boy, massaknows
best, so you do as massa sez, y�hear.� That�s how they used to talk to negro
slaves down south, and even when the slaves had been emancipated (substituting
�I� for �massa� with scant regard for grammar).
Now, I don�t like calling people �massa� and I didn�t take
kindly to being treated like a �boy.� After all, I was as old as the �misses.�
However, over the years I have met many of my compatriots who get a frisson of pleasure when using the
address, �massa.� In fact, most of my compatriots get a frisson of pleasure when they are addressed as �boy.� These people
are the Pigs.
They pretend to agree with their masters (�Yes, massa,�
�That�s right, massa,� �I couldn�t agree with you more, massa�) because the
masters have the power to give them either an improved diet or a good
thrashing. No self-respecting pig can pass up an improved diet.
Before I continue, I must confess that the Believer-Pig
distinction is not mine. I owe it to the English historian, Richard Vinen. And
he uses it to explain why Communist Europe went over to capitalism without a
shot being fired.
Here�s the story.
In the early 1950s, Zdenek Mlynar, a student at Moscow
University, was accosted by a drunk Russian. The latter had just voted in
favour of keeping out a friend from the party for a minor offence. Ashamed of
himself, he asked Mlynar to �call him a pig� (we know from Dostoyevsky how
those Russians are given to bouts of alternating criminality and contrition.)
When Mlynar inquired why, he received the following reply: �Because you are not
a pig, you really believe in all this . . . You read Lenin, even when you are
all alone. You understand? You have faith in all these ideas.� The Pig went on
to become a successful military prosecutor. In the late 1970s, Mlynar went on
to write, �No doubt he still gets drunk after a trial and gets someone to call
him a pig.�
The children of the nomenclatura grew up, pigs almost to the
last man and woman. They cared nothing for communism, and a great deal for
their inherited privileges. As communism became more manifestly a failure, the
Believers -- there were still some -- tried to reform the system. The Pigs made
a show of �outward orthodoxy,� to use Vinen�s expression, but were in fact
concerned only with their careers.
Of course, the Pigs twigged that capitalism would allow them
to pass on their privileges better, and that they were in a unique position to
benefit from the transition to communism. In the event, according to Vinen, the
move to capitalism was a �management buyout.� Some people lamented that
self-interest, rather than idealism, had won the day. Istvan Csurka of the
Hungarian Democratic Forum said that �his country had been cheated of the
revolution.� Ah! well. Some people will
insist on blood when vodka will do just as well.
In Bangladesh, too, we noticed the sudden pirouette of the
Marxist intellectuals: they espoused democracy and capitalism. These ideas, not
accidentally, were backed up by huge funds from the west -- and they still are.
With capitalism, I have no beef: under capitalism, the Pig and the Believer are
one. That�s why it works.
Democracy is a different story.
�You read Lenin, even when
you are all alone.� So said the drunk Russian to Zdenek Mlynar. Substitute
�John Locke� for �Lenin� and you can bet your bottom dollar that the resulting
statement will not be true for most democrats in Bangladesh. Most of us are --
observed Transparency International over five consecutive years -- Pigs.
Bangladeshi democracy is built on a system of lies not
unlike the Soviet Union, where managers would routinely cook the books to
ensure that the quota dictated from the Kremlin had been fulfilled. The endless
propaganda has an Orwellian feeling. Today I read in the newspaper that the
American ambassador deplored our hartals and, in the same breath, congratulated us on our democracy. Frederic
Temple, the ex-chief of the World Bank here, deplored our hartals (work
stoppages/strikes)) as well; each day lost to hartal costs us, he said, $50 million.
How about the cost in terms of human lives? I remember a hartal a few years ago when a
16-year-old boy called Ripon Sikder died at the Dhaka Medical College Hospital
after struggling for his life for 11 days. He was injured by a bomb. And truck
driver, Fayez Ahmed (50), died when a bomb was thrown on his truck. An
auto-rickshaw was burned to ashes, and when the driver, Saidul Islam Shahid
(35), tried to put out the flames, he was sprinkled with petrol, and burned to
death. It took him more than two days to die.
As for the perpetrators of these democratic acts, one must
reserve some sympathy. Most of them are student politicians, and, on my
reckoning, six are murdered in gangland wars every month. The American
ambassador was being economical with the truth when he congratulated us on our
democracy.
Bertrand Russell wrote: �Belief in democracy, however, like
any other belief, may be carried to the point where it becomes fanatical and
therefore harmful.� Let me revise that: �Belief in democracy, unlike any other
belief today, may be carried to the point where it becomes fanatical and
therefore highly profitable.� Now
that the neoconservatives have attacked Iraq, and are determined to spread the
gospel of democracy throughout the uncivilised world (that�s us, by the way),
there�s plenty of lucre for the democratic Pig.
But the wild-eyed, tousle-haired Believer in democracy is
more dangerous than the Pigs he rears: the uncorrupt lunatic is always most
fearsome. No amount of cash or frustration can divert him (or her) from the
�rightful course.� No number of dead bodies -- of boys, girls, men and women --
can ever make them see the light of humanity. How many corpses would have been
required to persuade Ms. N.M from America that she was wrong? Not even
1,700,000 dead Iraqi children (Madeleine Albright: "it was worth it")
would have done the job, let alone a few regular murders in broad daylight in
Bangladesh in the name of �democracy.�
Iftekhar Sayeed was born in Dhaka, Bangladesh,
where he currently resides. He teaches English as well as economics. His
poetry, fiction and essays have appeared in Postcolonial Text (on-line); Altar
Magazine, Online Journal, Left Curve (2004,2005) and The Whirligig in the
United States; in Britain: Mouseion, Erbacce, The Journal, Poetry Monthly,
Envoi, Orbis, Acumen and Panurge; and in Asiaweek in Hong Kong; Chandrabhaga
and the Journal OF Indian Writing in English in India; and Himal in Nepal. He
is also a freelance journalist. He and his wife love to tour Bangladesh.