vigilant, the mass media dug into a critical social issue and rooted out the
information in their never-ending quest to guarantee the people�s right to
people�s right to know, they decided, was that 16-year-old Jamie Lynn Spears,
star of Nickelodeon�s �Zoey 101,� is pregnant. Jamie Lynn is the younger sister
of Britney Spears, the former Mouseketeer who has combined a chart-topping
career as a singer/dancer with being America�s Celebrity Super-Skank.
National Enquirer first broke the story about Jamie Lynn in its July 28
issue. Unfortunately, Jamie Lynn wasn�t pregnant at the time. This prompted her
horde of lawyers to notify the nation�s largest newspaper that their client is
�a devout Christian with a spotless reputation, who lives in accordance with
the highest moral and ethical standards in accordance with her faith.� They
demanded a retraction, pending an all-out legal assault to defend Jamie Lynn�s
after the Enquirer�s story appeared, and thousands of bloggers became
sexually active, Jamie Lynn�s �good name� became semen-stained when she became
pregnant, probably in September. The father is 19-year-old Casey Aldridge, who
lived with Jamie Lynn and her mother in an L.A. condo, and followed the teen
mini-star to the �Zoey 101� set almost every day. So far, no one is filing any
statutory rape charges.
to the ethics and business practices of tween celebs, Jamie Lynn hid the news
until she could find a price high enough. High enough to run the story was OK!
magazine, which put Jamie Lynn and a mega-hype teaser on its cover, and
trumpeted the six-page in-depth investigation as a �world exclusive.� The
magazine�s hyperventilating publicist told the media and the public if they
wanted to get all the details of this breaking news interview with Jamie Lynn
and her mother, they needed to �pick up the new
issue of OK! -- on newsstands everywhere.� In true media
tradition, the �news� was released a day before the magazine appeared on the
shelves, Dec. 19, two weeks before its cover date. Circulation
was expected to rise faster than a pubescent boy�s hormones.
Naturally, the rest of the messed-up mainstream and alternative
media also had to jump onto the story. OK!�s not-so-hard news interview
led off the news segments of the network morning shows, was discussed
thoroughly by the mid-morning and afternoon talk shows, and was featured by
CNN, MSNBC, and FOX News -- which paused just long enough to report about a
fire in the Eisenhower Executive Office Building adjacent to the White House, a
chemical plant explosion in Jacksonville, Fla., that killed four and injured
14, and the president signing an energy bill. Radio, the Blogosphere, and the
Internet-based newspapers wasted no time polluting the airwaves and the world�s
bandwidths; print newspapers were caught in the wrong news cycle and had to
publish �day after� not-so-investigative stories. Underreported, or not
reported at all by most of the media, was that in four separate instances in
Iraq, seven civilians were killed and 27 wounded. Nevertheless, enquiring
American minds wanted to know all there was about Jamie Lynn; within a day,
Google recorded more than 150,000 separate stories and blogger comments.
Jamie Lynn says she will raise her child in Louisiana, �so it
can have a normal family life.� What she really meant was that those danged
Hollywood people, infused by pregnancy-causing smog and ocean air, was what led
to her pregnancy. If she stayed in Southern California, she feared she could
again become impregnated before she graduated from Home-School High School.
Since the Spears family are devout Christians, they believe in
abstinence-only sex education; older sister Britney even rode the reputation as
a chaste and oh-so-moral virgin, saving her hymen until marriage -- until she
was so overwhelmed by California air and pop singer Justin Timberlake, as well
as several others, before her two-year marriage to model/rapper Kevin Federline.
Abstinence-only education originated during the Clinton
administration, but was pushed to its climax as the foundation of a domestic
policy program by the Bush�Cheney administration. On the day that Jamie Lynn�s
obstetric condition was spread out for all America, the House passed a $556
billion pork-laden appropriations bill that included $109 million for
abstinence-only education for the first six months of the fiscal year. Bush
himself had wanted a $204 million appropriation for the entire year, thus
placating a base of Catholics, fundamental Protestants, and world-is-flat
philosophers. States that teach abstinence-only sex education in their schools
can apply for Health and Human Service funds to supplement millions they
already spend; teaching that life gives people many choices doesn�t yield any
funds. Not getting any funds are 14 states that believe students should be told
not only about the problems of unwed teen pregnancies but also that there are
many ways to prevent pregnancy and sexually-transmitted diseases should the
teen be overcome by hormonal rage.
A congressional study in April revealed there was no correlation
between abstinence-only education and sexual activity. Such education programs
do nothing, the study concluded, to keep teens from having sexual relations. A
later study by the nonpartisan National Campaign to Prevent Teen and Unplanned Pregnancyconcluded, �[T]here does not exist any strong evidence that any
abstinence program delays the initiation of sex, hastens the return to
abstinence or reduces the number of sexual partners� among teenagers. That same
independent study also debunked the myth that comprehensive sex education
classes lead to an increase in sexual activity and teen pregnancy.
Devout and once-abstinent Jamie Lynn�s condition, combined with
whatever condition sister Britney is in, has also led to collateral damage.
Mother Lynn Spears is the author of a book about parenting, scheduled for
publication during the Spring 2008 season. Thomas Nelson, America�s sixth
largest trade publisher and the top publisher of Bibles, and Christian and
inspirational books, has delayed but didn�t cancel the how-to/memoir indefinitely. That
�exclusive� information was revealed by journalistically-challenged People
magazine, which undoubtedly believes it, not OK!, should have gotten the Jamie Lynn world exclusive.Dr.
Walter Brasch is professor of journalism at Bloomsburg University, a former
newspaper reporter and editor, and author of 17 books. His latest book is Sinking
the Ship of State: The Presidency of George W. Bush. You
may contact Brasch at firstname.lastname@example.org
or through www.walterbrasch.com.