Y'all come to the Busheviks' Fear Fest
By Bev Conover
Journal Editor & Publisher
Sep 6, 2006, 01:24
Yes, George and Dick and Don and Karl are rounding up the
party favors for the mother of all Fear Fests, which will run from Sept. 11
through Nov. 7 (and maybe a bit longer if the vote isn't fixed their way).
What we have seen and heard so far is just the warm-up for
the fun to come. You know, those hilarious speeches about us being the
fascists, terrorist sympathizers (Bush is really over the edge if he thinks we
sympathize with him and his criminal gang), defeatists, ad nauseum.
There will be a lot of flag-waving and prayers. Must not
forget the prayers -- especially the ones that ask the deity to smite all us
fascists, terrorist sympathizers, defeatists, godless liberals and whatnots.
Maybe some witch-burning and stoning, too.
Jews, beware or you may end up at the stake with the rest of
us evildoers. After all a new book, The Architect: Karl Rove and the Master
Plan for Absolute Power, according to RAW
STORY, alleges George told a reporter that when he got to Israel he was
going to tell Jews "they're all going to hell." Israel couldn't have
a better friend, right? Then all George needs Israel for is to play its
assigned Book of Revelation role in bringing Armageddon on. But we're getting
ahead of ourselves . . .
George and Dick and Don and Karl will regale us with how
evil Osama, at the urging of Saddam, sent 19 goons, armed with box cutters, to
hijack commercial airliners and fly them into buildings, as ABC-TV's propaganda
docudrama, blaming Bill Clinton for 9-11, fills our television screens. (Whoa,
was Clinton in cahoots with Osama and Saddam? The Busheviks can't have it both
ways, can they?)
Yes, George has gotten the Osama doll out of the box . . . cave
. . . undisclosed location and dressed him up as a combination of Hitler and
Stalin. Scary, huh?
Condi will do her "mushroom cloud" act, with
George and Dick and Don and Karl singing, "If we don't fight them over
there, we'll have to fight them here, doop, doop." (Too bad we're heading
into autumn or they could sing and dance to Mel Brooks' lilting
"Springtime for Hitler.")
There also will be continuous showings of al-CIAduh's latest
hit: The Jewish Adam Pearlman again playing Muslim Adam
Gadahn, this time inviting (warning?) "all Americans and
unbelievers" to convert to Islam. Hmm . . . the
"or else" seems to be missing.
Are you shivering yet? Do you feel icy fingers running up
and down your spine? No?
Would a guest appearance by Sen. Conrad Burns (R-Mont.),
doing a reprise of his faceless terrorists who "drive taxi cabs in the
daytime and kill at night," raise your fear level, give you goose bumps?
How about make you clamor for ID cards, DNA sampling, random strip searches and
travel permits (all to keep you safe from "terrorists")?
Hey, you never know. The Busheviks have warned us repeatedly
about brown skin guys who doff their "head towels" and shave their
beards. Yup, they are lurking everywhere just waiting to pounce with their
liquid bombs (oops, shouldn't have used the B word) and penis pumps.
But getting back to the entertainment, since the 9-11 replay
is only good for a few weeks, by October, if George is lucky, Saddam's latest
show trial could declare a recess in order to treat us to his beheading,
hanging, shooting or however they choose to kill him. The trial, of course,
will resume in his absence.
If things are still going badly for the Busheviks and the
Republicans as Halloween rolls around, Dick and Don will
set off some real fireworks. Maybe a shock and awe number on Iran and/or Syria.
And who knows what Dracula Dick, to the glee of George, will unleash Conrad's
cab-driving terrorists to do to freak out Americans.
this is going to be a grand Fear Fest. Admission is free and there will be
Kool-Aid for all.
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